13 text messages I've received from Benjamin Michael Hines.1. I think I might have thrown my back out yesterday. The girl I went home with asked if it was true that guys couldn’t suck their own dicks. I told her that I’d never tried. She said that she’d be surprised if I couldn’t, considering the length of my assets. I tried. I couldn’t. She was ( Read more... )

1. God ( Read more... )

13 spells from Harry Potter I wish I could perform.
1. Accio.
2. Episkey.
3. Lumos/Nox.
4. Cheering Charm.
5. Expecto Patronum.
6. Muffliato.
7. Scourgify.
8. Sectumsempra.
9. Obliviate.
10. Reparo.
11. Stupefy.
12. Geminio.
13. [Private] Avada Kedavra.[/Private]

Thirteen things I’ve been caught doing ( Read more... )

13 things you love about the Holidays ( Read more... )

[Filtered away from Sylar]13. Italian. I never know what he's saying, but when he whispers in my ear I can't help but turn to complete and utter goo ( Read more... )

13. The Wombats - Little Miss Pipedream
12. Starland Vocal Band - Afternoon Delight
11. Queen - Killer Queen
10. The Kooks - Do you Wanna
09. The Beatles - I've just seen a face
08. Jack Johnson - Better Together
07. Franz Ferdinand - The Dark of the Matinee
06. Depeche Mode - Master & Servant
05. Say Anything - Wow, I can get Sexual too
04. The ( Read more... )

13. I would give up anything, even what I love most.

12. I'd give information, if that's what they wanted.

11. I'd torture ( Read more... )

13. [Memory] Getting pushed in the puddle behind the school by bullies, and getting pneumonia because of it ( Read more... )